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A possitive yeild in a business plan?
My brother and I decided to go into the animal farm business, but were at odds as to which animals to choose. We decided we could both have an equal selection as long as we each got 50 animals.
He choose Elks. I choose Pigs. The deal was made and the selected animals arrived on our Never Done Ranch.
A few months later we still had just 50 Elks and 50 Pigs. We thought there would be more, you know; the birds and the bees thing? But we only had what we started with and no more.
We called the vet, hoping that their was something like viagra for animals or something. The vet looked at all of our animals and made his report to us. “You guys have got a healthy heard of Elk and Pigs. The problem is the Elks are all male and the Pigs are all female, and well, that’s your problem.”
All was not lost. We scratched our heads and looked at each other??? Suddenly realized that between us we had a hundred sows and bucks!